Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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