so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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