Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You need Xanax blowdarts
whose parrot is this?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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