I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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