PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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