She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She announced her abortion via fbk
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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