We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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