well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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