Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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