I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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