yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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