Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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