Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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