ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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