Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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