I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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