i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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