is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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