I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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