do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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