who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm eating all of the evidence.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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