We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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