apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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