When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Damn victory sex feels great
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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