WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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