I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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