I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I currently don't understand fingers.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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