i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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