Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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