Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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