bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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