Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
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so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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