Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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