how can u be prego again
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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