Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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