I'm eating all of the evidence.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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