There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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