I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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