it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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