I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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