Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
My cat gives me a boner
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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