I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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