so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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