i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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