i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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