Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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