I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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