I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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