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Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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