I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
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My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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